Kencing

Satu hari Amin terbangun mlm. Dia nak kencing. Dia pun masuk bilik air.

Amin sungguh terkezut bila lampu tu terbuka sendiri. Lepas kencing dia pun terus keluar dan dia tutup pintu toilet... Sekali lagi dia terkejut bila lampu toilet tu tertutup sendiri...

Cepat-cepat dia kejut kan bini dia yang tengah lena tidur. Dia pun menceritakan hal yg terjadi kat toilet tadi..lampu tu terbukak dan padam sendiri.

Bini Amin yang dalam keadaan sedar tak sedar tu pun berkata.. "Dah... dia buat dah perangai lama...

 

Awak kencin dlm peti ais...???

 

 

Monday Jokes

Sam brings a beautiful woman into a fancy Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" Sam exclaims.
As the lady tries on the coat, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."
"No problem. I'll write you a check."
"Very good, sir," says the shop owner.
"Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared."

On Monday, Sam returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show your face in here? There isn't a single penny in your checking account."
"I just had to come by," grins Sam, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life."

Monday

Monday Jokes

The hospital's consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire.'The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is terrible. Fizzy drinks attack your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with msg. Vegetables can be disastrous because of fertilisers and pesticides and none of us realises the long-term damage being done by the rotten bacteria in our drinking water.

However, there is one food that is incredibly dangerous and we all have, or will, eat it at some time in our lives. Now, is anyone here able to tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

A 65-year-old nursing sister sitting in the front row stood up and said, 'Wedding cake.'

Monday Jokes

One morning in the office, a man mentions to a coworker that her hair smells nice today.

The woman suddenly grows enraged, storms into her supervisor’s office, and declares loudly that she’s quitting and has decided to file a sexual harassment suit.

“Come on,” says the supervisor.
“What’s wrong with a guy saying your hair smells nice?”

She says - “He’s a fucking midget!”