A Doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant,
"Banta, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients".
"Yes, sir!!!" answers Banta.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks,
"So, Banta, How was your day?"
Banta told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a Headache so I gave him Analgin."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had running nose and I gave him Coldarin, sir" says Banta.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!
"And what did you do Banta?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes!!!
Monday, June 16, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Why always the Guy
Saturday, June 14, 2008
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Do I dare say its based on personal experience? Hmm could be, read on..
I was on my way to work this morning, late as usual and I usually switch on to Hitz.fm for JJ and Rudy where they do their “Gotcha” calls.
Today was something different. The situation was, this guy named Rob has a hunky sexy male voice, so they called up this girl and Rob says he saw her at a club last Saturday night and she was so hot and he got her number through a friend. Says he didn’t want to approach her at the time as there was too many people and wanted to call direct instead. Fine.
The girl, upon hearing such a manly accented voice, is down right smitten already. I could hear her knees turning to jello and the tone of her voice became all chirpy and flirty. At one point even said “I’m glad you saw me in that green dress coz I look so hot in that dress!” Yes, funny funny indeed.
Then Rob goes on to ask the girl out on a date, she accepts immediately (note : the girl has no idea how Rob looks like, he could be a serial rapist for all she knows). Rob continues to ask her, “I hope you don’t have a boyfriend or anything, are you single?” to which she confidently and without a second of hesitation replied “No, I don’t and yes I’m single”
Then it got ugly.
Seems, this girl’s boyfriend was listening on the other line. A few sensory beeps came on the radio, but if I were him, my words would’ve been something along the lines of “You fucking bitch!” and he continues “….after all the things I’ve bought you, this is what you do to me??!” (note the monetary tone the guy brings up, coz yes its hard work looking for money and hard work to part with it to a lying bitch)
The girl in a last minute attempt to suddenly save her relationship, goes on to say “Baby its not like that! No la, its not like that b!”
Gimme a break, everyone heard it on national radio - you can’t save it for nuts.
So the boyfriend just curses away and hangs up the phone, the girl hangs up too and JJ & Rudy just says “Gotcha” to a mute line hehe hilarious.
You see, what I’ve been hearing most nowadays is about the cheating husband or boyfriend and how he broke that poor girl’s heart and what not. But rarely has it been a case of that poor guy. I know there are a lot of cheating girls out there but the story normally ends just there, no more follow up on how the guy is doing or anything, probably coz guys jump back much easier than girls kot? But nevertheless, my case in point here is that it is not always about the guy cheating on girls. Girls nowadays should just quit being extra insecure about it and just move on with your lives coz with this reality check, it seems a lot more girls are cheating than guys.
Even with this prank call, the girl didn’t blink nor did she hesitate to say that she was single. The least she could do (but still not advisable) would maybe to just say, “..yeah I have a boyfriend, but there’s no harm in meeting up” or “..yeah I do have a boyfriend and I’m sure he would love to join us for dinner” rite?
So, has the world really tipped over on its head and should the guys now be worried and insecure about a relationship? Maybe not entirely but it does raise a concern which every guy out there should be assessing about. And back to my question, is this all based on my personal experience? Well I’ll be coy about it and say, that its for only some parties to know and maybe openly admit hahaha!
I was on my way to work this morning, late as usual and I usually switch on to Hitz.fm for JJ and Rudy where they do their “Gotcha” calls.
Today was something different. The situation was, this guy named Rob has a hunky sexy male voice, so they called up this girl and Rob says he saw her at a club last Saturday night and she was so hot and he got her number through a friend. Says he didn’t want to approach her at the time as there was too many people and wanted to call direct instead. Fine.
The girl, upon hearing such a manly accented voice, is down right smitten already. I could hear her knees turning to jello and the tone of her voice became all chirpy and flirty. At one point even said “I’m glad you saw me in that green dress coz I look so hot in that dress!” Yes, funny funny indeed.
Then Rob goes on to ask the girl out on a date, she accepts immediately (note : the girl has no idea how Rob looks like, he could be a serial rapist for all she knows). Rob continues to ask her, “I hope you don’t have a boyfriend or anything, are you single?” to which she confidently and without a second of hesitation replied “No, I don’t and yes I’m single”
Then it got ugly.
Seems, this girl’s boyfriend was listening on the other line. A few sensory beeps came on the radio, but if I were him, my words would’ve been something along the lines of “You fucking bitch!” and he continues “….after all the things I’ve bought you, this is what you do to me??!” (note the monetary tone the guy brings up, coz yes its hard work looking for money and hard work to part with it to a lying bitch)
The girl in a last minute attempt to suddenly save her relationship, goes on to say “Baby its not like that! No la, its not like that b!”
Gimme a break, everyone heard it on national radio - you can’t save it for nuts.
So the boyfriend just curses away and hangs up the phone, the girl hangs up too and JJ & Rudy just says “Gotcha” to a mute line hehe hilarious.
You see, what I’ve been hearing most nowadays is about the cheating husband or boyfriend and how he broke that poor girl’s heart and what not. But rarely has it been a case of that poor guy. I know there are a lot of cheating girls out there but the story normally ends just there, no more follow up on how the guy is doing or anything, probably coz guys jump back much easier than girls kot? But nevertheless, my case in point here is that it is not always about the guy cheating on girls. Girls nowadays should just quit being extra insecure about it and just move on with your lives coz with this reality check, it seems a lot more girls are cheating than guys.
Even with this prank call, the girl didn’t blink nor did she hesitate to say that she was single. The least she could do (but still not advisable) would maybe to just say, “..yeah I have a boyfriend, but there’s no harm in meeting up” or “..yeah I do have a boyfriend and I’m sure he would love to join us for dinner” rite?
So, has the world really tipped over on its head and should the guys now be worried and insecure about a relationship? Maybe not entirely but it does raise a concern which every guy out there should be assessing about. And back to my question, is this all based on my personal experience? Well I’ll be coy about it and say, that its for only some parties to know and maybe openly admit hahaha!
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Alternate Saturdays
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
0
The company I work at had decided to implement the Alternate Saturdays working scheme.
It used to be 9~6 monday to Friday and 9~1 every Saturdays.
Now, it'll be 9~6 Monday to Fridays and 9~6 for alternate Saturdays. But however, all departments must break into 2 groups so each group will come to work alternately.
Aiyoyo, fo my department, i really headache to arrange.
Have 2 designers and 1 photographer. Each have their very own tasks.
Any suggestions?
It used to be 9~6 monday to Friday and 9~1 every Saturdays.
Now, it'll be 9~6 Monday to Fridays and 9~6 for alternate Saturdays. But however, all departments must break into 2 groups so each group will come to work alternately.
Aiyoyo, fo my department, i really headache to arrange.
Have 2 designers and 1 photographer. Each have their very own tasks.
Any suggestions?
Monday, June 9, 2008
Monday Jokes
Monday, June 9, 2008
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The Time of our Life
*I used to have Saturday Night Fever...now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.
*Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old...as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
*My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
*Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
*I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
*I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose...some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
*It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker. It makes me think I've reached my sexpiration date.
*People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.
*The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our"boobs." The bad news is they have to squat down first.
*These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
*Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
*Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up.
*Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
*I used to have Saturday Night Fever...now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.
*Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old...as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
*My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
*Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
*I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
*I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose...some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
*It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker. It makes me think I've reached my sexpiration date.
*People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.
*The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our"boobs." The bad news is they have to squat down first.
*These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
*Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
*Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up.
*Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Daulat Pak Lala!!!!
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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Syabas atas keputusan yg dibuat!!! semalam msia dilanda lautan kereta....habis minyak disapu...bagus la sales....
syabas lagi atas usaha yg dilaksanakan utk membuatkan rakyat msia berjimat cermat and kurangkan makan....sihatla nama tu...
syabas tak terhingga atas rancangan yg diimplikasikan untut mengurangkan kesesakan lalulintas kerana rakyat msia tak akan keluar rumah masa lapang..semua duduk kat rumah...boleh lah merapatkan hubungan keluarga...
tahniah atas kecerdikan tuanku....& kecelakaan tak terhingga yang akan diimpak atas rakyat msia...
Daulat Pak Lala!!!!
syabas lagi atas usaha yg dilaksanakan utk membuatkan rakyat msia berjimat cermat and kurangkan makan....sihatla nama tu...
syabas tak terhingga atas rancangan yg diimplikasikan untut mengurangkan kesesakan lalulintas kerana rakyat msia tak akan keluar rumah masa lapang..semua duduk kat rumah...boleh lah merapatkan hubungan keluarga...
tahniah atas kecerdikan tuanku....& kecelakaan tak terhingga yang akan diimpak atas rakyat msia...
Daulat Pak Lala!!!!
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