Monday Joke

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

“This gun is loaded with blanks” she said. “I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them.

Proton Saga BLM Crash

This is what the Proton Saga hits...a Honda Ex5!!!!!!!!!!

Pictures says it all.

Canton-i @ 1 Utama

Heard about this new restaurant at the Old wing, just opposite TGI Fridays.

Decided to try it out.

Table is set nicely.
Hmmm, the history of Wantan?
Barley with Lemon & Herbal Tea
Dry Wantan Noodles with Spicy Pork Slices. It's really DRY.
Wantan Noodles with Siu Gau Soup.
Roasted Pork.

Highlight of the day..... Piggy Red Bean buns as dessert.
Aren't they cute?
Here piggy..piggy..piggy..

Well...it taste delicious.....no...it doesnt taste like pork..its Redbean....Lol.

Prices are on the high side for the noodles...not worth it cos taste just normal. But for their desserts, worth a try.

Monday Jokes

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend"

When she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!!"

"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice..."

Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!!"

The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in.

That night James crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping. The wife was awakened, turned toward him, felt his face and said,

"Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon !"

Ken Lee!!!!

Enjoy