Monday, February 11, 2008

Monday Jokes

Monday, February 11, 2008
3 Guys got caught by natives in a cannibal village. They are known for their boats that are made from human skin.

The first guy was asked," What do you want as your last wish?"
He said "Give me a boat!" After given a boat, the guy tried to escape by using his boat to travel across the river. It didn't worked, they caught him, eat him and then made a boat out of his skin.
The second guy asked for a weapon for the last wish. After given the weapon, he fought his way through the jungle. After he brought down 5 of the natives with him, he got caught. They eat him and made a boat out of his skin.

The third guy asked for a fork for his last wish.The tribesmen was confused by this wish...And then he started stabbing himself to death while screaming "Your new boat is leaking ... your new boat is leaking!"

They still killed him and then used his remains as paddles.


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