Monday, September 28, 2009
He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.
"What the hell is that?" he asks.
"War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes"
Then the guy looks to his right and sees. . . three streams !!!
"What the hell is that?"
"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes"
The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see 12 streams!!
"Naah, my zipper's stuck"
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
A truck driver picks up a woman hitch hiker on the side of the road.He pulls over on the side of the road a few blocks down and the woman asks him what he is doing?
He asks her if she wants to have sex?
She says "I can't I'm on my period."
He says "That doesn't matter."
So they get in the back of the cab and he is eating her out.A police officer drives by and sees the truck rocking.So he gets out and knocks on the door of the truck.The truck driver opens the door and asks if he can help the officer.The officer asks him what he is doing?
He says liking his fingers "Eating Pizza!"
Friday, September 11, 2009
1 thing good to be in Melaka during weekdays is you can enjoy the food without queuing and the tourist crowd.
It's at the most original Chicken rice stall. Corner lot, old building. Sorry as i forgot the name.
I just walk in, take a seat, order, wait for 1~2 minute and food is served. The chicken is super smooth and tasty especially with its special dipping sauce which is spicy and sourish. Very satisfying meal.
As for dinner, well...nothing else than satay celup.
Monday, September 7, 2009
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him.
He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it."
He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts.
Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Chicken Chop - Well, Station 1 has definitely changed their menu to more western dishes. They recommend me to try their Chicken Chop. Well..its not bad for the price Rm12.90
This 3 layer tea...well..i've tried better ones. This is just a dissapointment.