Monday, September 28, 2009

Monday Jokes

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A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men.
He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.
"What the hell is that?" he asks.
"War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes"
Then the guy looks to his right and sees. . . three streams !!!
"What the hell is that?"
"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes"
The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see 12 streams!!
"War wound??"
"Naah, my zipper's stuck"

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Monday Jokes

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Hitch Hiker

A truck driver picks up a woman hitch hiker on the side of the road.He pulls over on the side of the road a few blocks down and the woman asks him what he is doing?

He asks her if she wants to have sex?

She says "I can't I'm on my period."

He says "That doesn't matter."

So they get in the back of the cab and he is eating her out.A police officer drives by and sees the truck rocking.So he gets out and knocks on the door of the truck.The truck driver opens the door and asks if he can help the officer.The officer asks him what he is doing?

He says liking his fingers "Eating Pizza!"

Friday, September 11, 2009

Melaka for Work on 09/09/09

Friday, September 11, 2009 0
Headed straight for Melaka signature food, chicken rice ball for lunch.
1 thing good to be in Melaka during weekdays is you can enjoy the food without queuing and the tourist crowd.

It's at the most original Chicken rice stall. Corner lot, old building. Sorry as i forgot the name.
I just walk in, take a seat, order, wait for 1~2 minute and food is served. The chicken is super smooth and tasty especially with its special dipping sauce which is spicy and sourish. Very satisfying meal.

As for dinner, well...nothing else than satay celup.

Well, this is the outlet at Jln Ong Kim Wee. Their dipping sauce is very nice and the price is also reasonable la. Range from rm0.50 till rm1.503 of us eat almost 50 sticks...and the bill came up to around rm30. dun forget, each of us had drinks too.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Monday Jokes

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A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him.
He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it."
He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts.
Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Arisu Korean BBQ @ Kota Damansara

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Few days ago, decide to try this Korean restaurant out.'s located at Dataran Sunway, 2nd floor, opposite Starbucks. I think u guys would know where.

The side actually taste very differently with the ones i used to go...Daorae.

Their Greentea.

They dont use the suction pipes...but just the normal fans.

aint this cute.

More side dishes.

This egg on hot rock was complimentary. Not bad.

Their tradiotional Kimchi soup. very very nice and authentic taste.
Their bbq was also good. Service was good. only thing their pricing was a little bit higher.
Worth a try.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Station 1 Cafe @ Metro Prima, Kepong.

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Was at Metro Prima, Kepong yesterday afternoon. I dont even wanna talk about what i've been through the whole morning. So, i decided to give myself a better meal. Well, my colleague recommend this.

Chicken Chop - Well, Station 1 has definitely changed their menu to more western dishes. They recommend me to try their Chicken Chop. Well..its not bad for the price Rm12.90

This 3 layer tea...well..i've tried better ones. This is just a dissapointment.

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