Monday, March 31, 2008

Monday Joke

Monday, March 31, 2008 0
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

“This gun is loaded with blanks” she said. “I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Proton Saga BLM Crash

Saturday, March 29, 2008 0

This is what the Proton Saga hits...a Honda Ex5!!!!!!!!!!

Pictures says it all.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Canton-i @ 1 Utama

Thursday, March 27, 2008 1
Heard about this new restaurant at the Old wing, just opposite TGI Fridays.

Decided to try it out.

Table is set nicely.
Hmmm, the history of Wantan?
Barley with Lemon & Herbal Tea
Dry Wantan Noodles with Spicy Pork Slices. It's really DRY.
Wantan Noodles with Siu Gau Soup.
Roasted Pork.
Highlight of the day..... Piggy Red Bean buns as dessert.
Aren't they cute?
Here piggy..piggy..piggy.. taste doesnt taste like pork..its Redbean....Lol.
Prices are on the high side for the noodles...not worth it cos taste just normal. But for their desserts, worth a try.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Monday Jokes

Monday, March 24, 2008 0
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend"

When she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!!"

"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice..."

Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!!"

The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in.

That night James crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping. The wife was awakened, turned toward him, felt his face and said,

"Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon !"

Friday, March 21, 2008

Ken Lee!!!!

Friday, March 21, 2008 0

Good Friday @ TGI FRIDAYS!!!!

Had dinner at TGI Fridays same days back...but decided to post it up today...cos today is Good Friday pun intended.....anyway...

Buffalo wings for appetizers...

Fishermans Platter
There's fried calamaris, fried prawns...and fried fish fillets.. NICE!!!To get some kick....bring on the Long Island Tea (with lotsa mixture of rum in it)
The good ol Coke Light
This is the end result...dipsy tipsy me....


Monday, March 17, 2008

Monday Jokes

Monday, March 17, 2008 0
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"

The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

General Election

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 0
8th March 2008, The election day.

My company also have a candidate. Of course, we all support.

So, remember...u all made the right choice!!!!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Monday Jokes

Monday, March 10, 2008 1
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'"

Tuesday, March 4, 2008


Tuesday, March 4, 2008 1

Is these true? Got it from email...

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Monday Jokes

Sunday, March 2, 2008 0
Morning all,

feeling the blues? frust of the stupid morning rush? city traffic jams?

relax abit n enojy the jokes.

kisah 1

Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: " Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya Membaca macam orang lain?"
"Dah tentu, " jawab doktor.
"Oh, gembiranya.Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.

kisah 2

Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik,Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati

Amin. : Shan Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya. (Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...

kisah 3 Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat .Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tong berwarnamerah.

"Atok buat apa tu?".
"Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok,cu!" jawap atoknya.
Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bangang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu?"

kisah 4

Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.

Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...
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