Monday, December 31, 2007

Monday Jokes

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)






















My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Choices

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Good morning all.

I am back from the xmas holidays and yeah...been through alot of things...ups and downs...happy and sadness...well...sorta mixture of feelings...etc.etc...bla bla bla..

Anyway, in our life....each and everything that we do, we eat, whatever lah...we are given a choice. We decide whats best for our own...no matter its just to fulfill our own desire, or just being hard-necked....u know..the trying to be different thingy...

So, we all have choices...give you an example...

Every morning when you wake up and open ur eyes, you can choose...

a. you want to live your day as happy and worthwhile as you can.....or

b. you want to live your day like a grumpy old faggot thats down and sad.

ok...some of you may have more options...but then...i'm just giving an example.

So, life is valuable and don't just let it go to waste. Time goes and it wont come back.

Ok, let me give you a question....and pls choose. After choosing, please do leave me some comments.

for girls, pls imagine its a guy.

Monday, December 24, 2007

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Wish you a Merry Christmas and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life!


May this Christmas be bright and cheerful and may the New Year begin on a prosperous note!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Monday Jokes

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3 OLD GUYS!!



"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.

"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."



"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old.

"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"



"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."



"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.



"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."



"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"



"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."



Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"



"I don't wake up until 7:00."

Friday, December 21, 2007

Alvin & The Chipmunks

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The sound of their voices is enough to ring a bell. That squeaky, distinctive high-pitched tone is unmistakable. Yup, the Chipmunks are in town and they're here with a bang!


I have to admit that I went into the cinema fearing the worst. You know how Hollywood is when it comes to reviving classics (Garfield anyone?). I grew up watching Alvin and the Chipmunks, the same way I did with Transformers, SilverHawk, Thundercats, Ewok and so on. It's one of those shows that had been re-done a number of times (they debuted in 1958) and disappeared around the early 90s.


One thing's for sure; you can't help but LOVE those chipmunks. They're incredibly cute despite being so life-like. They all have their personalities INTACT, and I believe this was important in order to make the movie work. There's Alvin, being the troublemaker as usual, Simon the smart one and Theodore the adorable one. They are real "characters" here and not just simply plonked-in CGi. And yeah, you won't even mention the word CGi because they blend in so well with the entire movie.

Deservingly the stars of the show, they steal every scene that they're in. Sadly I can't say the same about Jason Lee, who plays their "father-like" care-taker Dave Seville in the movie. Sure, he's funny at times, but boy does he try too hard, seemingly forced most of the time. He does get better towards the end though. David Cross plays an evil music producer Ian (acting's a lil wooden too, but not as bad as Lee), who wishes to exploit the chipmunks to make lots and lots of dough. He's not some overly evil lunatic like most movies, and since it's children's fare, he does fine for his role.


It has a pretty typical feel-good storyline with slight twists here and there, but what makes the Chipmunks movie shine is that it doesn't try to be what it's not. It's entertaining, it's funny, it's cute, it's definitely suitable children to enjoy in time for Christmas. So many times throughout the movie I heard them scream "sooo cuteeee!!! comel gilaaaa!!! awwww!!! eeeee so cuteeeee!!!" at the sight of the chipmunks, which I admit, were sickeningly cute. Especially Theodore with his eating and sleeping habits (check out his "I had a nightmare" scene).


They're mischievous, they're naughty but I'm sure almost every parent can relate to handling children the way Dave has to with the chipmunks. Oh, and how could I miss the most important part? The SINGING! I tell you you'll love the singing... brings back tons of memories as they belt out their original hits, it'll definitely create a new wave of fans as the trailer suggests.


From their classic "Chipmunk Song" (Christmas Don't Be Late) to their timeless "Witch Doctor"... they're just so lovable! Check it out when they belt out modern hits like "Dontcha" and even dress up like P.Diddy (some of them sung at the unlikeliest places). I do hope they come out with a new album because I bet the children will want them. They may as well market chipmunk dolls too while they're at it.


I'll leave the rest as surprises. If you don't mind the slightly numb acting (maybe it's just me) of the live-action people, you'll enjoy this movie. Unless you've got a phobia of rodents, my advice is watch it, you can't go wrong with talking, singing chipmunks~

Bavarian Bierhaus @ The Curve, Mutiara Damansara

This is a very very very long ago punya pic. I think got at least 2~3 mths back. Cos i forgot where I kept this pictures...and now...i found it.

Went to try out Bavarian Bierhaus...


First things first....must try their Signature draft!!!!!!!!!

I asked for recommendation and this is what i get.!!!

And damn...this is good stuff!!!!!! once i start drinkin it...i dont want to stop!!!!!!!!

The feeling is so good!!!!! but then..becos of its price, i have no choice but to drink it slowly. LOL!!

Enough with the drinks...and now lets see what me and my friends had to fill up our tummy.


Dunno what Porky sausage....quite long...and the porky smell is somehow strong also.

German style Meatloaf...this is good stuff!!!!!

Errr...i forgot what is this called already....

nehh...Chicken meat wrapped with cheese and ham.....whats it called?

All i can say...its worth a try...and i see that a lot of the customers ordered their pork knuckle....

Too bad, i aint a knuckle fan....kekeke...

Till then...

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Be Contented

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A Good Habit to share – Ever since Malaysia have the Satellite TV, I have the habit of switching the TV on to CNN channel whenever I wake up. I think my father influenced me because he was always the one asking me to read the papers and learn more about what’s happening around this world! Well… I have to admit I am lazy when it comes to reading the papers so to solve the problem, WATCH CNN :-)

What I have learnt all these while which I really like to share with you guys: Being aware of news around the world not only keeps us well informed about what’s going on but also teaches us so many things never could we imagine. I guess the reason that why I am optimistic in life is because I have watched too many unbelievable things going on around us and these include natural disasters, war and tragic accidents to name a few! Imagine how all of these could influence the life of so many people! Therefore, we should really treasure everything we have now and BE CONTENTED!

Hardship is a challenge in life but it’s an experience whether you fail or succeed… The results are just results perceived by others but who cares! Most importantly, you did your best, right? Well, I have to admit that sometimes, I do complain and am really stressed with my work due to lack of rest but I do get over it very fast otherwise I will make my life more stressful… Next time, if you have a bad mood, learn to get over it ASAP and once you know how to control your emotions, your life will be a lot easier and happier. Well, one good way is to watch world news more often… Trust me :-)

Well, yeah... am indeed very tired coz there are plenty of jobs waiting to be done in the coming months but I will try to take care of myself… Don't worry ok! I will consume more fruits and drink tons of water to recharge myself! Don't forget, you too have to do it!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Monday Jokes

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A newly wed couple is on their honeymoon in a superb classy hotel. After a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."

The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.

Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Thoughts of the Day. Continue

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Well, I got a few comments from my previous post. Well...I believe everyone has their own opinions.

Well, as for me, I kinda have 2 opinions. The first, and most important, is to learn to love yourself. There isn't any point in continuing if you don't love or like yourself. You might as well just jump off from KL Tower and settle things once and for all. The second, is to turn yourself into the person that you always wanted to be.

I got a reply from a friend, well..a rather full of confidence kinda reply to my thoughts.

He says,

"To love yourself, the best way to do it is to realise that you are the perfect-You that anyone could be. No-one else can do the things you do quite like you. No-one sees the world quite the same way. No-one has precisely your talents, ambitions, or lack thereof. No-one screws things up the same way, no-one makes the same mistakes. Being you, for all your faults and weaknesses, you would get an A+. It’s ok to be the way you are - it must be, because the way you are IS the way you are."

"Once you adopt this philosophy or any like it with regards to yourself, you will start seeing others the same way. The truth is, you probably are attracted to the opposite sex equivalent of you, it’s just you’re also turned off to them, for the same reasons you’re turned off from yourself. Accept yourself, and you will accept them."

Well...it's does sound kinda true...but then...the Over-confidence part might get you ending making ppl around you to hate you even more. To me, it will.

Many people think that their drive to improve themselves stems from the things they don’t like about themselves. Feelings of inadequacy, dissatisfaction, or just dislike and hatred for yourself actually won’t change, no matter how much you improve yourself. It is the feeling that needs to be dealt with, not whichever reason you rationalise at the time for feeling it.

Once you accept yourself you will realise your true motives for wanting someone you can’t have. If you want to be with them to compensate for your own shortcomings, you will no longer want them. If you want them because you want to be like their ideal partner, then you will become that person. So there is never a need to change yourself for someone else.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Thoughts of the Day

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Lately, I'm always thinking of the phrase 'learn to love yourself before loving others'. Heard this phrase before but what does it really mean?

If you like yourself, you will like the people you meet naturally, but it still doesn't mean they will like you. If you don’t like yourself, no matter what you do, you will only waste energy and efforts trying to get along with people who aren’t like you, or you will just settle for being with someone you don’t like.

Hmmmm....you could say that you might not even like whatever you do because you dislike yourself. So, whatever you do is a disgust.


Any solutions?

Monday Jokes

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Ice KBY!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY (belated)

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Well..hope you like the present!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 6, 2007

What Friends are for!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is what i receive just now in my office.....from the Mr.postman. Yes, its a package for me.


I knew the name written on the sender. I quickly unwrap it. and.......

Well..with a look on the box...i really don't know what it was...looks like a mechanical spare part


So, without waiting, i opened up the box and....

I almost break down when I read the message. REally. although i dont understand what the 3rd line means.
Thanx for the chocolate. Altho still no appetite.
Thank you Very much. A little thing thats so meaningful.


Yes la...very the Gam Dung D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Dome, Bangkok



Here you go. A video that I finally have the time to load up and let you all to see.

This is the view you get from level 54 from the State Empire at Bangkok, Thailand.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Stranger

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You think you know plenty about a person, you think you know enough about a person only to realize later that it seems like you don't. You want to know more but it is either untold or hidden and no time soon revealed. You want to ask but you are in no position to. You want to ask but opportunity you do not have. You want to ask but you are not sure if it will be answered or evaded or you are allowed to have a glimpse of what may seem like an answer but you are not entirely sure.

There are times that you think you know the truth about a person and that truth was enough only to be rattled by the realization that you may be wrong. That fact doesn't escape you. You are left to wonder if whatever you know are really truths or nothing more but half-truths or worse lies masked in what may seem like truth.

You wonder but just couldn't find the answers. You don't know if it was to protect you or to protect one's self. Either way, you are left in the dark and its not the most wonderful feeling in the world.Then there is a stranger whose life you only know by a name and his or her place in a person's life. That you wished you knew more of but not a possibility.

Then you stumble on something about this stranger that allowed you to know more than you would want to or need to or entitle to. All of a sudden that stranger is anything but and reading about their life based on how people talk about them fondly felt like both an intrusion and an enlightenment. How they have left an impact in these people's lives makes you wonder if the same could have happened to you.

Then it dawned on you that in the course of knowing more about this stranger, you have come to know a bit more if not an aspect of the person but THE person.

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Crystal Jade @ Pavilion, KL

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Hi all, i'm back with something to make you ppl hungry...hahaha....yeah...

Was surfing my folders till I realized that I havent post this up. Here goes...

Greeted with a smile from the waitress at the entrance and seated. Nice interior..sorry..din took pics of it.

Interesting stuffs....


So, was browsing thru their menu...lots of selection..all words...i prefer to see more pictures in it...( first time trying, of cos scared order a dish that i regret)

So, first choice was made.

It's a cold dish. Tofu with Century egg topped with chicken floss & nuts...

I totally give this dish perfect 10/10. I LIKE IT!!!!! very nice...

Next, which a girl say she will only order snack cos she not so hungry....so..she order....


Roasted Pork....YES!!! a Girl says this is a snack to her...WTF!!! I tryin to imagine whats her maindish then....LOL!!!!

This SNACK cost around rm10 if i'm not mistaken...and only 9 pieces...

To me, it tasted normal oni, yala..crispy skins..but then...rm10 i can buy a whole plate of it at other places..n more nicer ones....LOL!!!!

Sorry but this dish non-halal. Opps...shud say this Restaurant is non-halal. Sorry to the muslims.

Minta maaf.

3rd dish was the Lemon Chicken la... Well...this dish wont go wrong la.


Wantan mee seems to be one of their signature dish there. So, we did order 1 to try it out.

Braised Chicken Wantan Mee.



Well, it's expected the noodle is without the alkaline taste....overall...the food here is not bad. Just that the price is kinda of the high side.


Wash down all the sins with Chinese Tea.


It's under the same roof with the Crystal Jade at Lot 10. Which i prefer more. Cos i like their La-mian and siu long baos.

Anyway, this is also not bad. Try it out.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Monday Jokes

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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.

He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."


The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray.


He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.


Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."


The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."
 
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