Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer la ???
Friday, November 21, 2008
Got White Coffee, Milo & Teh Tarik.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Assume monthly basic salary is RM4000.
- If your monthly EPF contribution is 11% ( RM440 ), taxable income = RM3560, income tax payable = RM77.
- If your monthly EPF contribution is 8% ( RM320 ), taxable income = RM3680, income tax payable = RM109.
Got this from email. True or not? Why the G's only know how to suck blood?
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Decided to try it out as it was located right at the corner in the middle of the New Wing n Old Wing of 1Utama.
Had ice-lemong-tea and Hot tea.
The food came. Lou su fan as in Rats tail with sauce n minced pork meat.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Abe went to a brothel and told the madam, "I want a girl with big boobs and a small box."
"Why?" she asked him.
"Never mind!" replied Abe.
"I`m paying for it. I want a girlwith big tits and a small cooze!"
"No problem," said the madam.
"Go straight up the stairs toroom 23."
A few minutes later there was a knock on the door, and a young woman walked in.
"Okay," she said, "are you the guy with the big mouth and the small pecker?"
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
It's a gift. my Birthday present.
Let's see whats inside.
A cd, a dvd, lyric book and 2 stickers.
Monday, November 10, 2008
His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head sadly.
"Ihave a real problem with her."
"Cheer up," Steve said.
"Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law."
"Yeah," John answered.
"But I got mine pregnant."
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Was at Sunway pyramid and was in the urge of trying new stuffs. so...Canton Bay it is.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
Monday, November 3, 2008
The woman said, "What are you supposedto say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says..."Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little witch is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.
The little witch looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says... "Thanks lady, you just boke my fu--in' cookies!"