Monday, September 29, 2008
He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies,"Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then says, "Okay." He gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, I can't tell."
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Will updated soon once got the pictures sorted out.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
So, the cab is scheduled to arrive at 11.30am. But end up, the cab only arrived my office at 12.05pm.
In my mind, i think it's still ok as time is still sufficient. i just need to check-in 45 minutes before the flight. So, the journey begins.
Reached LCCT sharp 1.00pm. Late for 5 minutes to check-in. DAMN!!! Ran to the counter, and they allowed us (me & my photographer) to check-in. Thank god.
So, have to go to the departure hall immediately, head on to Gate P12 and wait for the plane. Alot of those malay girls with tudungs. LOL...of course...i'm going to kelantan. DUH!!!!
No lunch yet. Time was ar0und 1.20pm. Sat at the Cafe for a drink. Chit chat for a while. Look at my watch and time was 1.35pm. I stood up and have a look at the gate i was suppose to board the plane...WTF!!!! where is all the people??? All GONEE!!!
WAHAHAHA....We ran again to the gate and yes!! we're late again...LOL!!!!!
but luckily...we still manage to get into the plane and fly to Kota Bharu.
It only take around 40minutes and we landed at Kota Bharu airport. We left the plane and head on to the airport and search for FOOD!!!! ( Din eat at the plane cos all muslims and they are fasting. so we both also paiseh to eat)
Saw there's a KFC restaurant and walk up....and it's CLOSED!!! WTF!!! it;s only 2.45pm in the afternoon...and that KFC is only going to open at 3.00pm!!!!!!!
sigh...this really freaks me out..and we both decide to starve till immune and we both now check-in to our hotels and rest.
We're in this hotel..Ridel Hotel...quite new..located beside a huge river...got WIFI..hehehe...
Monday, September 22, 2008
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
A turkey was chatting with a bull."I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a forenight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
A little bird was flying South for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him!
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
Monday, September 15, 2008
"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar."
It was awful," she explained. "
I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured,and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course.
"What did you do?" asked the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Lol...Just Dessert is located right opposite KimGary.....
Bacon Skewers with Lychee - taste kinda funny...bacons saltiness combine with the lychee sweetness...
Korean Noodle with Chicken,...this is good...
Monday, September 8, 2008
"You know man its been a long time since we had some sex so you oughta let me screw you."
Joe replied....."Are you FUCKING crazy?!!"
Larry went on to say, "I promise you that it won'thurt and we'll flip a coin and see who screws, who first. So, Joe thought about it for a minute and finally agreed. They flipped a coin and Larry won.
Still having strong reservation Joe asked,"How will you tell if it hurts or not?"
Larry told Joe,"If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I'll stop. But if it feels good start singing."
Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed,
Moooooooo.... Moooooo... Mooooon River
Wednesday, September 3, 2008