Friendster Cafe @ Sunway Pyramid

Heard rumours that one will get lotsa friends after dining at this cafe...so i went.

Black iced coffee

tomato soup



Ceasar salad

Still no friends
fish and chips

Grilled chicken

Dessert - Ice cream & cheese cake



Well, the rumours aint true. I still dont have friends. LOL

Monday Jokes

Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud of that fact."

The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will you stop?" Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one.

Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speckof dust off the paper.The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted but when she was done, and there was not a trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt.

"No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got a Double-Barrel!"

J.Co Donuts & Coffee

Needs no introduction.

Got this for colleagues for tea break.

Enjoy...

Monday Jokes

Two blonde girls walk into a department store.They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

Nancy sprays it on herwrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"
"Viens a moi," replies Nancy.
"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"

At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a moi,ladies,means 'come to me' in French." Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again and remarks,
"That doesn't smell like cum to me.Does that smell like cum to you?"

Korean Food @ Do Rae, Sri Hartamas

This was the same Korean restaurant i went before at sri hartamas sometime ago, Do Rae

But now they have shifted from above Maybank to a few shops next to Maybank. They're now bigger and they have a korean mart below.

Very very nice interior.

The same old style...lol
The bbq pit.
The smoke sucker...lol
soup of the day...chicken soup
All the side dishes...very very nice

bbq time!!!!!! Chicken specialty...marinated in special sauce.
Kimchi seafood soup...


Spicy bbq cuttlefish...NICE!!!!!!

Monday Jokes

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his littleboy into his room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy.

"The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your silly Daddy.

Her note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."

His note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude upstairs.

Her note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand!

Pizza Hut

Yeap...been eager to try this since it started...

The cheese sticks...well..comes with the set..
Mushroom soup...
This is what it's all about...chicken sausages (cocktails) with different sauce toppings...
Yeap..it turn out exactly the same...
Really nice...first time i don't feel jelak eating pizza....

Monday Jokes (my 300th Post)

Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek theadvice of his friend John, who was quite the local Romeo.

"Just relax, Bob," counseled John.

"After all, you grew up on a farm - just do like the dogs do.

"Right after the honeymoon the bride stormed over toher mother's house in tears and announced that she wasn't going to live under the same roof as Bob for even one more night.

"He's totally disgusting!" she wailed. At first Bob's bride resisted her mother's attempts to find out the exact nature of the problem, but finally she broke down.

"Ma, he doesn't know anything at allabout how to be romantic, how to make love. .he just keeps smelling my ass and pissing on the bedpost!"

New Word

New dictionary word - For your knowledge

There are possible plans underway to apply to the Oxford and Webster to include a new word for their 2009 dictionary:

badawi [baa-daa-wee] (noun):

To start something full of promise but end in disappointment, failure and/or disaster.

Eg:

'I'm trusting you to perform this task well; don't do a badawi,ok?

''Whatever I do, I will always find a way to badawise it.'

France badawied their Euro 2008 campaign. England pre-badawied theirs, while Italy were guilty of over-badawification.

Turn back Time

Every time I wish I could turn back time
To the moment when you kissed me first time
To the moment when you said you love me
To the moment when you were holding me tight
Every time I wish I could turn back time so that I can correct the biggest mistake of mine
So that I can have you in my life back again so that I can feel the love you showed to me
Every time I wish I could turn back time
Now I’m waiting for you to love you again
Now I’m waiting for you to hold you again
Now I’m waiting for you to correct my mistake