Monday Jokes

A woman gets into the elevator after shopping at lunch time. She is returning back to work. Once the doors close, she feels a serious fart coming on. With nobody else in the elevator, she feels comfortable. So off she goes and drops a bad one.



After having to endure the smell for a moment or so she feels embarrassed so she pulls out a can of air freshener that she has just bought. She sprays it around and thinks that's that.



At the next floor, a man gets into the lift and looks rather uncomfortable as he continues to sniff.



"Is there something wrong?" says the woman.

"Yes," says the man. "It's the smell."

"What does it smell like?" she asks. "Air freshener?"

"No," he says. "It smells like somebody has shit in a pine tree."