Monday Jokes

The Russian couples sex life was terrible, so they went out and bought a black market copy of a sex manual.

A week later, the man said to the women, "Honey, I want to eat your pxxxxy like it says in the book, but it smells so bad.

Why don't you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant spray?" She agreed.

An hour later, she returned, all excited. "You should seethe flavors they have," she told her husband. "Strawberry, cherry,banana ...."

"What did you get?" he interrupted.

"Tuna," she replied.