Star Trek @ Movie Review

Must say this was one of the many shows that I was looking forward to. It didn’t exactly disappoint, but it didn’t deliver either. To be frank, I was no fan of Star Trek to begin with. In fact, my command of the language was so bad that I’ve no idea what was on TV back then when I was a kid. Never could understand why would someone watch something that was almost action-less, all dialogs.

The reboot came as a good time I guess. I got reintroduced to these beloved characters and the world. It was in fact very fun to watch. All the sci-fi, almost practical, fed into my dull brain there and then. The stark contrast of the species, Human and Vulcan, in truth, brought me to understand the love for the series. Human after all, are interesting. It was entertaining.

The acting was great as well. James T. Kirk the unblievable human and Spock the all too logical Vulcan, brought many smiles and moments to the show.

Monday Jokes

On their wedding night, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride left the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his knees in front of the bed.

"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm praying for guidance," answered the young man.
"I'll take care of that," she replied. "You better pray for endurance."

Monday Jokes

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run,he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared that he was kissing her neck.Suddenly he got up and left the room.

As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it. Be strong and I love you."

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right,he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck... He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."

Monday Jokes

I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will belanding the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be great."

I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her:"Ma'am,perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."

She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting angry and asked her again to put up the tray.She then calmly turned to him and said: "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."

Our flight attendant replied: "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen and I out rank you, bitch, so put the tray up!"

Monday Jokes

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"