Monday, October 19, 2009

Monday Jokes

Monday, October 19, 2009

A young lad asked an old man how he became so rich.

The old man replied, "Well, son, it was 1932 and the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel, so I invested it in an apple. I spent an entire day polishing that apple and at the end of the day, I sold it for a dime. So the next day I bought two apples. I polished them all day and sold them at the end of the day for two dimes. I continued doing this for a month, and by the end of that month, I had accumulated a total, minus expenses of course, of $4.00."

"And then what?" the lad asked.

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars!"


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