Sunday, December 20, 2009

Monday Jokes

Sunday, December 20, 2009
Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St. John's .

The doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."
John said , "I haven't got the fingers."
What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2009. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"

John says, " How the hell was I supposed to pick them up!!!."


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