Whats on My Mind

Monday Jokes

An old guy went to his doctor and said, "I have this toilet problem doc."
"Well," replied the doc, "How's your urination?"
"Every morning at 7am - like a baby!" said the old man.
"Good," replied the doc, "How about your bowel movements?"
"8am every morning - like clockwork!" answered the old guy.
"So what's the problem then?" asked the doc.
"Well," replied the old man, "I don't get up till 9am!"

IP Man 2

Just Cant Wait!!!

Daily Rant @ 25th March 2010

I'm in a joyous mood yesterday as i had completed most of my work and could leave office as early as 7pm.

And......that mood didnt last long till i had this in front of me.

Malaysia memang BEST! Pay toll also have to jam.

Luckily this is my view....the Big arse of a BMW and accompanied by the sweet vocals from

Well, how bad can it be. Jam is normal in KL.

And suddenly this light starts to lit up.


Well, Si Putih have something up for me. I'll rant it later.

Rempits

We humans are creative

New LOOK!!

Alright...it's time for a refreshing my blog a bit.

Hope to have more time to update.

Get ta ya'll soon.

Monday Jokes

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are
these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday,
TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed t! he boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks,
picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

Monday Jokes

A movie producer had called together several big name celebs to kick some
ideas around. The project was an action docu-drama about famous composers
featuring Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger in the leading roles.

The producer really wanted the box office 'oomph' of these three, and was
prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play
him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, I'll play him."

Things were going well; the producers were pleased.

"Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?"

"I'll be Bach." replied Arnold.

Monday Jokes

Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and cried until his mother
came in to see what was the matter. "I have to make pee pee", wailed
Little Johnny.
"All right," said his mother, "I'll take you to the bathroom."
"No" insisted Little Johnny, "I want Grandma."

"Don't be silly, I can do the same thing as Grandma," said his mother
firmly."
"Nuh-uh. Her hands shake." replied Little Johnny.