Monday, October 22, 2007

Monday Jokes

Monday, October 22, 2007
Man from Middle-east at checkpoint:

Officer: What is your name?
Man: Ali-Baba
Officer: Sex?
Man: Six to ten times a week

Officer: I mean, male or female?
Man: both male and female and sometimes camels
Officer: Holy cow!
Man: Yes, cows and dogs too...

Officer: Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Man: Horse style, dog style, any style
Officer: Oh.......... dear!
Man: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

1 comments:

Asha

hehe the joke really crack me hehehehe lol couldnt stop laughin :P

 
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