Monday Jokes

"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar."

It was awful," she explained. "

I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured,and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course.

"What did you do?" asked the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"