Something Stupid

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在作什麼啊？

Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。