Monday Jokes

It's 29th December, and it's a Public Holiday for some states...Awal Muharram ...and...yeah..i'm in the office.

An elderly couple sat through a porno movie twice. They didn't get upto leave until the theater was ready to close for the night. "You folks must've enjoyed the show," the usher said.

"Disgusting," said the old lady.
"It was revolting," her husband added.

"Then why did you sit through it twice?" the usher asks.
"We had to wait until you turned up the house lights," the old ladyreplied.
"We couldn't find my panties, and his teeth were in them!"