Monday Jokes

A priest, a nun, Little Johnny, and a lawyer are out fishing in the Gulf of Mexico.
They fail to notice that they have drifted out of sight of land, until the small boat they are in begins to take on water and begin to sink.

Looking frantically for life preservers, they discover, to their horror,that they have only one.

"Gentlemen, we adults have already lived good lives," said the Nun, "we should give Little Johnny a chance also, give him the life preserver, he has his whole life ahead of him."

"Fuck the kid," said the lawyer.

Glancing quickly at his watch, the priest replied,
"Gee, do you reallythink we have enough time...?"