Monday Jokes

A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told,
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

"Great," says the frog,
"Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," said the psychic,
"Next year—in biology class."

Strange Picture

Anything wrong with the picture above?

It's in a petrolmart at the Dengkil resthouse.

Honeymoon @ 1 Utama

This is a new dessert shop at Lg new wing (where Giant used to e) Everyone will feel very curious with the new things and you will want to try it especially you see many people sitting inside the shop.

Their interior is like a library, with dim lights and it gives a cosy feeling.

Tau Fu Fa...RM4

Its smooth as silk and the syrup has a hint of ginger. Good stuff.

Hak Lo Mai with Mango.

According to their menu, all mangoes are from Philippines. It's very fragrant and sweet. To me, this dessert taste abit akward to me as it doesnt really compliment each other. the taste doesnt match.

Durain pancake - RM9

This is a must try!! Very very nice.

Overall, everything is kinda ideal for their dessert but they tend to have too many choices with alot of different fruit mixtures for the same dessert.

Monday Jokes

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.
The first has no arms.
The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.

They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool
The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first.

He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool,so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts... "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my f#cking ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"

Mr. Baoz @ 1 Utama (New Wing)

Lots of new shops have opened after Giant moved out from 1U at new wing lg.

One of it is Mr. Baoz!

Food that will change one's lifestyle? a bao will change one's lifestyle? LoL

Ok. This is the bao/pau that we all knew.

char siu pau, kaya pau, red bean pau, etc.

But now... Mr. Baoz version is

Ok. at first glance, it looks just like those donuts craze every malaysians been goin thru. But, if u look harder, it's actually a bao (or pao) that is with lots of different toppings.

they also do come in a lot of different fillings. a lot of choices. no harm trying. lol

however, it's still a pau. so. it only taste best when eaten hot.

Monday Jokes

Prior to joining a new company, this guy A was working at boat quay area. In those tall building offices like UOB and such. His office was quite High up the level at least 30 and above. Normally he will have to stay Back for OT and in the evening, all the lifts will be stopped due to security reasons. Whenever he wanted to leave, he will need to call the old security uncle to activate the lift from ground floor to his level. Then the uncle will send the lift up.. After sometime, he left the company and joined another place where his office also very high up in the building. Hence if do OT, also need to call uncle to send lift up. Then it came the day that he's working OT for the first time at the new place. He stayed back till 12 plus am and when he's about to leave, he called! the security uncle to send the lift up. After packing up he went to the lobby to wait for the lift.
He waited and waited. 10 mins passed, Lift not up. He waited for another 10 mins and call the security uncle. S denotes security here.
A: Hello Uncle ah, have you send the lift up?
S: Yeah sent liao.
A: No leh I been waiting for 20 mins liao leh
S: No meh? okie okie I send again.
Another 5 minutes went by. No lift came up. The guy got worried. He's the last person to leave and there's no one around. He called the uncle on his handphone again.

A: Er... Uncle ah, you sure you sent the lift up?
S: Yeah I sent it up twice liao leh.
A: But I saw the lifts all on the first floor leh!
S: Aiyoh. Nevermind. I take the lift up and look for you.
Again, A waited. 5 minutes passed but none of the lift are moving. Then suddenly, his hp ring. The uncle voice was on the other side of the line sounding very weird.
S: Where are you? ! I am here. But I cannot find you.
All this while A was staring at the display of the lifts. All at level 1..... and the uncle is here.... shit something is not right. A straight away chiong to the stairs and dashed down the building... When he reached ground level, he chiong to the security counter and he found out that....
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.......

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He had actually called the old security uncle in the building of his ex-company and not the security uncle of his new office -_- He work till siao liao and was damn blur. Feeling very pai seh, he also never call back to explain to the security uncle from the building of his ex-company.
Blur blur and poor uncle. He must be the one who actually freaked out going all the way up and saw no one there...hahaha


Moral of the story -please dun work till become like sotong...hehe. :P

Monday Jokes

A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income.

The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.

A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband.The husband told her to tell the client $100. She went back and informed the client at which he cried, "That's too much!" He then asked, "How much for a handjob?"

She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.The husband said "Ask for $40." The woman ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear.

Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was very well hung.She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked "Now what?"

The wife replied "Can I borrow $60?"

Terminator Salvation @ Movie Review

The whole show was quite flat from the beginning to the end. It felt like a straight forward journey to the end without much twist or elements for surprises. No, Marcus Wright wasn’t a twist. It was more like a necessity. Just a necessity to even have the story. Perhaps I expected too much for the character Marcus Wright to be that of a wild card.

And the whole show kind of stuck to the formula of having to protect someone important. While I couldn’t say it shouldn’t be that way, after all this was what the series built on, but it just felt mundane. Towards the end, it was just a parade of cliches and hero gungho-ness.

However, having seatde in a THX cinema did make the whole movie process a lil extra kick.

Monday Jokes

A 700 pound man walks into a doctor's office. This doctor is known for his unusual but effective methods. The man says, "Doctor you must help me. I have tried everything. I just cannot lose this weight."

The doctor hesitates for a minute. He finally looks up and says, "The only thing I can do is to sew your mouth shut and teach you to eat from your butt." The man agrees. He returns one week later to have the procedure.Six months pass and the patient returns to have the stitches out.

The doctor says, "Now return to me in 1 month for a post-op checkup." The patient agrees and leaves an astonishing 180 pounds.

One month later, the patient returns for his post-op checkup. As the patient sits down in the chair, the doctor notices the man is twitching his butt up and down. He lets it go and continues his examination.

After one hour of watching this man twitch his butt, the doctor can't take it anymore.He finally says, "Mr. Robertson. I have concluded that you have a nervous tick in your butt as a result of your operation."

The man thinks, laughs out loud, and says "Doc that ain't no twitch. I'm chewing gum. Wanna see me blow a bubble?"