Monday, September 20, 2010

Monday Jokes

Monday, September 20, 2010
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her
hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman
approached her and said:

"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that
your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the
gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir,
anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought
this hat yesterday!"

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