Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在作什麼啊？
Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Monday Jokes
Monday, November 3, 2008
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On Halloween, this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden red hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an witch, and was just delightful.
The woman said, "What are you supposedto say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says..."Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little witch is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.
The little witch looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says... "Thanks lady, you just boke my fu--in' cookies!"
The woman said, "What are you supposedto say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says..."Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little witch is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.
The little witch looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says... "Thanks lady, you just boke my fu--in' cookies!"
Monday, October 27, 2008
Monday Jokes
Monday, October 27, 2008
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Hmm...happy Deepavali everyone...especially to indians
It;s monday again...and it's joke time.
Hmmm.... a picture along the highway.
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It;s monday again...and it's joke time.
Hmmm.... a picture along the highway.
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our country police force really know how to entertain us.
have a good day.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Jay Chou @ Capricorn, MV
Friday, October 24, 2008
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I might as well post up all the MV's in 1 post. Will update from time to time depends on availability. Enjoy.
01.龙战骑士 - Long Zhan Qi Shi
02.给我一首歌的时间 - Gei Wo Yi Shou Ge De Shi Jian
03.蛇舞 - Shi Wu
04.花海 - Hua Hai
05.魔术先生 - Muo Shu Sian Shen
06.说好的幸福呢 - Shua Hao De Xin Fu Ne
07.兰亭序 - Lan Ting Yu
08.流浪诗人 - Liu Lan She Ren
09.时光机 - She Guang Ji
10.乔克叔叔 - Chiao Ke Shu Shu
11.稻香 - Dao Xiang
02.给我一首歌的时间 - Gei Wo Yi Shou Ge De Shi Jian
06.说好的幸福呢 - Shua Hao De Xin Fu Ne
09.时光机 - She Guang Ji
11.稻香 - Dao Xiang
01.龙战骑士 - Long Zhan Qi Shi
02.给我一首歌的时间 - Gei Wo Yi Shou Ge De Shi Jian
03.蛇舞 - Shi Wu
04.花海 - Hua Hai
05.魔术先生 - Muo Shu Sian Shen
06.说好的幸福呢 - Shua Hao De Xin Fu Ne
07.兰亭序 - Lan Ting Yu
08.流浪诗人 - Liu Lan She Ren
09.时光机 - She Guang Ji
10.乔克叔叔 - Chiao Ke Shu Shu
11.稻香 - Dao Xiang
02.给我一首歌的时间 - Gei Wo Yi Shou Ge De Shi Jian
06.说好的幸福呢 - Shua Hao De Xin Fu Ne
09.时光机 - She Guang Ji
11.稻香 - Dao Xiang
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Happy Birthday @ Office
Thursday, October 23, 2008
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Wah...Big round cake wor..
Okla...3 october bday punya orang
Blow candles!!!
Cut the cake
Got bday gift sumore
Ooo..i got the kungfu guy thingy
okla..group picha
Early bday clebration for me @ office.
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