Monday Jokes

Hmm...happy Deepavali everyone...especially to indians


It;s monday again...and it's joke time.

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our country police force really know how to entertain us.

have a good day.

Jay Chou @ Capricorn, MV

I might as well post up all the MV's in 1 post. Will update from time to time depends on availability. Enjoy.

01.龙战骑士 - Long Zhan Qi Shi
02.给我一首歌的时间 - Gei Wo Yi Shou Ge De Shi Jian
03.蛇舞 - Shi Wu
04.花海 - Hua Hai
05.魔术先生 - Muo Shu Sian Shen
06.说好的幸福呢 - Shua Hao De Xin Fu Ne
07.兰亭序 - Lan Ting Yu
08.流浪诗人 - Liu Lan She Ren
09.时光机 - She Guang Ji
10.乔克叔叔 - Chiao Ke Shu Shu
11.稻香 - Dao Xiang


02.给我一首歌的时间 - Gei Wo Yi Shou Ge De Shi Jian


06.说好的幸福呢 - Shua Hao De Xin Fu Ne


09.时光机 - She Guang Ji


11.稻香 - Dao Xiang

Happy Birthday @ Office

Wah...Big round cake wor..
Okla...3 october bday punya orang

Blow candles!!!

Cut the cake

Got bday gift sumore
Ooo..i got the kungfu guy thingy
okla..group picha

Early bday clebration for me @ office.

Update on Jay Chou @ Capricon (New Album)

The previous song titles were wrong for Jay Chou's new album, Capricorn...and thx to Kelly..this are the correct titles

01.龙战骑士 - Long Zhan Qi Shi
02.给我一首歌的时间 - Gei Wo Yi Shou Ge De Shi Jian
03.蛇舞 - Shi Wu
04.花海 - Hua Hai
05.魔术先生 - Muo Shu Sian Shen
06.说好的幸福呢 - Shua Hao De Xin Fu Ne
07.兰亭序 - Lan Ting Yu
08.流浪诗人 - Liu Lan She Ren
09.时光机 - She Guang Ji
10.乔克叔叔 - Chiao Ke Shu Shu
11.稻香 - Dao Xiang

or refer to here.

Monday Jokes

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

Goin to JB (again)

Dear All,

Will be out on the highway to JB again. For work as always.

For Johor ppl, come for this event ok.

Central @ Kota Damansara

Went to Central for lunch yesterday. I think it's newly opened @ Kota Damansara, Dataran Sunway.


Those typical Hong Kong food restaurants like KimGary or WongKok. They have set lunches.

Set lunch includes the main dish, soup and drinks. Iced coffee and Sprite for drinks.

They also have their Top Ten food list.
Salted Egg fried rice. so so oni.
shanghai vegetable rice with pork. also so so oni.
Soup dumpling or Sui Gau. This is GOOD!

Overall, nothing special. really those typical hongkie food outlets.

Monday Jokes

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.!
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation.

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied, "Your horse called."

Ying Ker Restaurant @ The Curve, Mutiara Damansara

Look familiar?

It's located beside Kimgary, facing The Apartment.

Famous for it's Hakka delicacies.

Fresh Lime juice, nice.!

Fried chicken with wine n ginger - VERY NICE!!!

Omelette with prawns n minced meat. a bit oily.Deep Fried pork cubes.,,VERY BEST!!!
White Rice lor....cost RM2.50...Makai!!!

3 dishes dinner for 2....actually...abit too much. LOL!!!

The bill came up to RM80++.

Bad Day

Happened this morning. While on the way to work. only left 5 minutes to reach office.
SIGhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really BAD DAY!!!!!!!!!!

Jay Chou @ Capricorn

Jay Chou has finally released his latest and ninth full-length album, Capricorn or Mo Jie Zuo, following the heavily-criticised On The Run album which was released almost a year ago.

This new album contains a total of 11 tracks including the single of the same title, Capricorn or Mo Jie Zuo, and the recently-released single, Fragrant Rice or Dao Xiang.

The title of this album, Capricorn, is the very zodiac sign of Jay Chou himself and his interest in card tricks is reflected in the cover design featuring a poker card.

*Source from Jay's Forum.

01. Capricorn / Mo Jie Zuo / 魔杰座

02. Red Daughter / Nu Er Hong / 女兒紅

03. A Place In Oriental / Dong Fong Zhi Dian / 東方之殿

04. Dream Of The Red Mansion / Hong Lou Meng Zhong / 紅樓夢中

05. Lovelorn Frog / Shi Lian De Qing Wa / 失戀的青蛙

06. Lost Mainstream / Shi Luo Fei Zhu Liu / 失落非主流

07. New Love / Cong Xin Ai / 從新愛

08. Big Dunk / Da Guan Lan / 大灌藍

09. Da Vinci’s Canvas / Da Fen Qi De Hua Bu / 達芬奇的畫布

10. Clown / Xiao Chou / 小丑

11. Fragrant Rice / Dao Xiang / 稻香

Current favourite is title no.06

Ridel Hotel @ Kota Bharu, Kelantan

Ok...this is to give u guys some preview on the Ridel hotel. Why i'm at Kelantan? Working lor.

Just show some pics of the room.

Very the clean toiler.

Very the comfy bed.

A not very the comfy table for me to work with the tv on top.

Monday Jokes

A young man was so paranoid about the size of his little tool that he could never work up the courage to have sex.

Then one day he fell in love with a nurse. They got married, Totally scared, he told her of his problem.

"Don't worry," She said. I won't laugh."

Blushing the man drops his trousers.

"It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that."

"Really?" the relieved man asked.She nodded.

"Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."