SHARK!!!!!!!!

how on earth did this fella get in to this mess??

Scary

Monday Jokes

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8

Father: So?

Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer la ???

Drink Machine @ Office

WOOHOO!!!!!
Got White Coffee, Milo & Teh Tarik.

So easy, put the cup at place, then just press the button. In 5 seconds, your drink is ready.

EPF 8% Means Paying More Income Tax?

Assume monthly basic salary is RM4000.

- If your monthly EPF contribution is 11% ( RM440 ), taxable income = RM3560, income tax payable = RM77.

- If your monthly EPF contribution is 8% ( RM320 ), taxable income = RM3680, income tax payable = RM109.

Got this from email. True or not? Why the G's only know how to suck blood?

3JC @ 1 Utama (Non-Halal)

Introducing 3JC " Sam Kan Chong" if i am not wrong.


Decided to try it out as it was located right at the corner in the middle of the New Wing n Old Wing of 1Utama.


Had ice-lemong-tea and Hot tea.

The food came. Lou su fan as in Rats tail with sauce n minced pork meat.

3JC famous pork meat ball. Well..it not round but in square flat shape. Dunno why its called ball.

Added in the fried fu chuk. this is nice.

Can go try. not bad geh. You see me...after eat so damn syok.

Damn, this is heavy. Who wanna challenge this Super Big Bowl?

Monday Jokes

Abe went to a brothel and told the madam, "I want a girl with big boobs and a small box."

"Why?" she asked him.

"Never mind!" replied Abe.

"I`m paying for it. I want a girlwith big tits and a small cooze!"

"No problem," said the madam.

"Go straight up the stairs toroom 23."

A few minutes later there was a knock on the door, and a young woman walked in.

"Okay," she said, "are you the guy with the big mouth and the small pecker?"

Jay Chou @ Capricorn Album

Got this bag on 30th October 2008.

It's a gift. my Birthday present.

It's Jay Chou's latest album, the imported version from Hong Kong. Comes with the same freebies, a deck of playing cards and a rubik cube.

Let's see whats inside.


A cd, a dvd, lyric book and 2 stickers.

This is the rubic cube. all also is his picture.

The playing cards. Its like a normal deck of playing card just these few is with his picture.

The complete set.

Thanx Jasmine.

Monday Jokes

John was in a bar looking very dejected.

His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head sadly.
"Ihave a real problem with her."

"Cheer up," Steve said.
"Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law."

"Yeah," John answered.
"But I got mine pregnant."

Canton Bay @ Sunway Pyramid

Sorry for the lack of posting. These are somewhere taken last month.

Was at Sunway pyramid and was in the urge of trying new stuffs. so...Canton Bay it is.

Something Stupid

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在作什麼啊？

Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。

Monday Jokes

On Halloween, this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden red hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an witch, and was just delightful.

The woman said, "What are you supposedto say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says..."Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time."

Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little witch is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.

The little witch looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says... "Thanks lady, you just boke my fu--in' cookies!"