Monday, March 23, 2009

Monday Jokes

Monday, March 23, 2009
Little Johnny is standing at a urinal when he notices that a midget is watching him. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently,Little Johnny doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow!" comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have everseen!"

Surprised and flattered Little Johnny thanks the midget and starts to move away."Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again Little Johnny is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it,he obliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says...

"Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"


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