Last Day of 2008

Yo!

ALrite guys. This is the last day and tomorrow will be a brand new year. Lets have a great kickoff for a brand new year.

Alrite. i'll be going to 1Utama for countdown later on. Heard there is a carnival going on..Justin will be there...not JT...but Justin Lo from Hk. lol

Wishing everyone all the best and may all your wishes come true. WELCOME 2009!!

Monday Jokes

It's 29th December, and it's a Public Holiday for some states...Awal Muharram ...and...yeah..i'm in the office.

An elderly couple sat through a porno movie twice. They didn't get upto leave until the theater was ready to close for the night. "You folks must've enjoyed the show," the usher said.

"Disgusting," said the old lady.
"It was revolting," her husband added.

"Then why did you sit through it twice?" the usher asks.
"We had to wait until you turned up the house lights," the old ladyreplied.
"We couldn't find my panties, and his teeth were in them!"

Merry Xmas 2008!!!

Merry Xmas everyone.
A brand New Year is coming soon. All the best ya.

Monday Jokes

Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.

"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.

XL Crazy Super Show 2008 @ Genting Highlands

yeah..got some tickets for this.

Dunno can take pics or not....if got..will update later la..if not...u all think think la.

HairCut

Alright....finally get me lazy ass to get a haircut after having this kind long, curly n wavy kinda hair...with highlights and stuffs...that makes me look kinda like a yapunese...lol...

See..like a beggar oni...

Now...after the cuttings n yellings...lol..

look kinda neat and hope it will remain like this....(dunno how long can tahan)

Ok..Ok...whats next? well....guess lo...

Monday Jokes

SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply Using the sink.

5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a Timer.

6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools:WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn’t move and should, Use the WD-40.
If it shouldn’t move And does, use the duct tape.
——-
Have a great week!

Landslide at Damansara near HELP College

This is what caused a massive jam yesterday around 5pm onwards at Damansara.

Lookat the damage....there are cars trapped.

My Room

Last Sunday, got some ppl in to break off all the wooden floor in my room. Some money just cant save. once and for all...dun wan the headache anymore.

These are the suckers that give me no choice.

It phucking ate almost all the wood in the middle part. i can break those wood easily as they are so crunchy d. Damn Anai-anai..white ants...whetever it is called.

But after 7 hours of work which includes putting on the new tiles and new paint.

yeap..this is it. My new ROOM!! lol

Well..will paint the door panels to white if got time later on.

I like the Apple green.

Monday Jokes

First thing one Monday morning, a robber broke into the bank, and pointed his guns at the cashier said,

'Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!'

The cashier laughed and said, 'You mean to say 'HISTORY.'

The robber answered, 'Don't change the subject.'

SHARK!!!!!!!!

how on earth did this fella get in to this mess??

Scary

Monday Jokes

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8

Father: So?

Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer la ???

Drink Machine @ Office

WOOHOO!!!!!
Got White Coffee, Milo & Teh Tarik.

So easy, put the cup at place, then just press the button. In 5 seconds, your drink is ready.

EPF 8% Means Paying More Income Tax?

Assume monthly basic salary is RM4000.

- If your monthly EPF contribution is 11% ( RM440 ), taxable income = RM3560, income tax payable = RM77.

- If your monthly EPF contribution is 8% ( RM320 ), taxable income = RM3680, income tax payable = RM109.

Got this from email. True or not? Why the G's only know how to suck blood?

3JC @ 1 Utama (Non-Halal)

Introducing 3JC " Sam Kan Chong" if i am not wrong.


Decided to try it out as it was located right at the corner in the middle of the New Wing n Old Wing of 1Utama.


Had ice-lemong-tea and Hot tea.

The food came. Lou su fan as in Rats tail with sauce n minced pork meat.

3JC famous pork meat ball. Well..it not round but in square flat shape. Dunno why its called ball.

Added in the fried fu chuk. this is nice.

Can go try. not bad geh. You see me...after eat so damn syok.

Damn, this is heavy. Who wanna challenge this Super Big Bowl?

Monday Jokes

Abe went to a brothel and told the madam, "I want a girl with big boobs and a small box."

"Why?" she asked him.

"Never mind!" replied Abe.

"I`m paying for it. I want a girlwith big tits and a small cooze!"

"No problem," said the madam.

"Go straight up the stairs toroom 23."

A few minutes later there was a knock on the door, and a young woman walked in.

"Okay," she said, "are you the guy with the big mouth and the small pecker?"

Jay Chou @ Capricorn Album

Got this bag on 30th October 2008.

It's a gift. my Birthday present.

It's Jay Chou's latest album, the imported version from Hong Kong. Comes with the same freebies, a deck of playing cards and a rubik cube.

Let's see whats inside.


A cd, a dvd, lyric book and 2 stickers.

This is the rubic cube. all also is his picture.

The playing cards. Its like a normal deck of playing card just these few is with his picture.

The complete set.

Thanx Jasmine.

Monday Jokes

John was in a bar looking very dejected.

His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head sadly.
"Ihave a real problem with her."

"Cheer up," Steve said.
"Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law."

"Yeah," John answered.
"But I got mine pregnant."

Canton Bay @ Sunway Pyramid

Sorry for the lack of posting. These are somewhere taken last month.

Was at Sunway pyramid and was in the urge of trying new stuffs. so...Canton Bay it is.