Monday Jokes

Once, a beautiful secretary of the Managing Partner of a very big and reputed company goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich african who was a very important client. The client, out of the blue, asks her to marry him.



Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her. Don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her. So, after a few minutes, the woman says to man, "I will only marry you under three conditions.



First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75 carat diamond ring, with a matching 200 carat diamond tiara."



The rich man pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and says "No problem!! I have it.. I have."



Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman says to man, "I want you to build me a 100 room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France."



The rich man pauses for a while. He whips out his cellular phone, calls some brokers in New York, then he calls some brokers in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build it.., I build."



Realizing that she has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally, she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, " I want the man I marry to have a 12-inch willie "



The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he's muttering something in African dialect.



Finally, after what seemed like forever, the man shakes his head, hit the ground with his feet.. looking real sad, says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut it.. I cut."

I'll be heading to Singapore today at 10.00am. Will updated when i''m back.