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Monday Jokes

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, "No Pets Allowed," and I can't leave Fido alone on the street.

"The other man replies, " No problem, just stand by the door and watch me, and you'll be having that beer real soon!" The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses, and then walks into the bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!" The bartender says, "Oh, okay then." The man drinks his beer and leaves.

The first man then puts on dark sunglasses and goes into the bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!"

The bartender says, "Oh really? I've never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog!"

The man, thinking quickly, blurts out, "Oh, man! You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

My New Toy

Was very happy this morning when i woke up and head to work until i see this in fornt of me in the mid of the journey. Potong Stim betul!!!!


Anyway, receive this package 2 days ago.


Well..it's not easy getting this package.

1st, i have to go to SIRIM at Shah Alam to obtain a permit for the product. Paid Rm200 for it.

Then i left SIRIM around 12.30pm for LCCT.

Took a slow and enjoyin ride as i'm not in a hurry as i still need to wait SIRIM to process my application to get the Permit no. and OGV no.

Well then, reached Pos Malaysia (beside LCCT) around 2.00pm. (all the way average speed 80kmh from Shah Alam to LCCT)

Go straight to the Malaysia Kastam and declare the parcel. Called up SIRIM and get the Permit no. and OGV no.

Then head to the get the parcel at Counter 1, go to Counter 2 to examine the parcel, go to Counter 4 for approval, go to Counter 6 to make payment for tax, the go again to Counter 2 for checking again and lastly head back to Counter 1 to get back the pass.

Tax and all the forms amounting up to RM140.

Well, in 1 day, spent almost RM400 just to get the parcel from Australia. (include petrol n toll)

Anyway, after all that...head on home.

This is it.

Yeah.. got myself an iPhone. Nope, not the 3g version as i cant afford it. Lol.

So, yes. now i'm officially iPhone addict. lol. Am very busy reseraching on the phone n stuffs.

Monday Jokes

Little Johnny is standing at a urinal when he notices that a midget is watching him. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently,Little Johnny doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow!" comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have everseen!"

Surprised and flattered Little Johnny thanks the midget and starts to move away."Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again Little Johnny is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it,he obliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says...

"Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"

Monday Jokes

A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."
Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."
Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"
Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door

Mom : "Now what do I do?"
Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream."

Iphone 3g @ Malaysia

Finally, Maxis brings it in.

Happy??

Go check it out at www.maxis.com.my/iphone

After seeing the plans and rates, u might not be that happy anymore. lol

Neutrogena Sale?

Why so many facial wash?

because it's just 80cents!!!!!!!!!

The facial wash used to be rm12.90.

Dun believe?

Monday Jokes

There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that hecan cure the man. The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife is asleep, and then to reach down between her legs and get a little love juice on his finger and rub it under his nose, and that this would stimulate his brain and then he would get an erection.

The man takes the doctor's advice and that night after his wife hasgone to sleep he reaches down between her legs and gets some of her juice and he rubs it on his upper lip right under his nose. After a minute or two he starts to feel a tingling between his legs, so he grabs some more juice and rubs it under his nose. The next thing he knows he has a full erection.He is real excited he wakes up his wife to share in the good news. He wakes her up and says look what I have.

She rolls over and looked at him and says "You wake me up at two in the morning to show me that you have a Bloody Nose???

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Coke Or What!

Guys...this really make me laugh out to tears!!!!!!

Flash floods wreak havoc in KL, thousands stranded

Flash floods wreak havoc in KL, thousands stranded KUALA LUMPUR, March 3 —
Thousands of people were left trapped and stranded either in buildings, bus stations or light rail transit stations in the capital city following flash floods after a heavy downpour since 3pm. Several major roads were inundated with floodwaters of between one and two metres while hundreds of cars were flooded up to the roof.

At the Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC), some 1,000 people and staff at the building were trapped in the darkness following a power outage while those who did manage to find their way out had to stay put in the building as the roads around the area were flooded.

Civil Defence officer in charge of operations, Second Lt Shahrul Kamar Mohd Johari, said the unusually heavy rain caused water from the nearby Klang River to overflow onto the surrounding areas and roads. “The floods started at 6pm and we received calls an hour later that about 1,000 people were unable to make their way out of PWTC because of the dark condition following the power outage,” he told Bernama when contacted.

He said that efforts were underway to reach those trapped in the building but said that it would be a daunting task because of the very low visibility. “We are trying to move in and get all those trapped out safely,” he said. Meanwhile several main roads in the city such as the Jalan Ipoh, Jalan Tun Ismail, Jalan Rahmat, Jalan Sentul, Jalan Kasipillay and Jalan Duta were inundated with floodwater, causing massive traffic jams. A check by Bernama around Jalan Ipoh showed that several rows of shops and hundreds of cars were flooded when the water at the Sungai Batu overflowed.

Among the buildings affected were the Sentul Fire and Rescue Station, Jalan Ipoh Mother and Child Clinic, Jalan Ipoh Health Clinic as well as the MIC building. Along Jalan Putra, dozens of cars were flooded up to the roof. Earlier today, in Kuala Terengganu, about 500 students were trapped when three schools in Setiu and Besut were flooded after the morning session began today due to heavy rain the night before. Jalan Kampung Chalok and Kampung Lubuk Panjang in Setiu were under water causing about 400 students of Sekolah Kebangsaan (SK) Chalok and Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan (SMK) Chalok to be unable to go home after school ended at noon.

Waters from Sungai Tok Dor and Sungai Renek in Besut flooded SK Bukit Jerok up to 0.5m causing students to be moved to higher floors. About 100 students were allowed to go home when it was safe after being trapped since 8am.

Meanwhile, the chairman of the Kampung Chalok Kedai Village Development and Security Committee (JKKK), Abdul Wahab Abdul Rahman, said about 400 students and teachers of SK Chalok and SMK Chalok had to be transported by lorries of the Setiu district council to their homes. A spokesman of the state education department said if the situation persisted students and teachers affected would be let off school. — Bernama

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans @ Movie Review

This prequel tried to showcase the beginning of the feud between the Vampires and Werewolves. It should have made a very interesting story, but it definitely wasn’t the case.

First, all of us who had watch Underworld and Underworld Evolution would have already know the ending for this prequel. Lucian (Michael Sheen) lived, and so did Viktor (Bill Nighy). Else, where would the first two installments come from? This would actually means there aren’t much to look forward to the ending. And so I placed my hope on the process to it.

And that led to this second point, the whole story revolved around a much more constraint location. Given that it was medieval age and mobility ain’t high, but it just seemed so much more undeveloped overall. It was all around a castle-prison and almost nothing else. Heck, it seemed the humans already acknowledge the existent of the Bats and Wolves. But how did all these end up being legend to the mass population come 21st century? And can’t they just throw in a Van Helsing type of character just to spice things up?

While the points above showcased most of my doubts and thus making the show almost unwatchable, it became more apparent when almost 70% of the story had been told verbally, and the other 30% visually from the past two installments! It was definitely boring, as if watching a recap.

Monday Jokes

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey. "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few tokes together. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard climbs down the tree, dittybops on thru the jungle to the river and leans over the river to get his drink.

Well, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree and smoking a joint with the monkey and got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he's gotta check this hippie monkey out and walks off into the jungle where he finds the tree where the monkey is still sitting and toking on the joint.

He looks up and says "hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, "ff****ccckkkk dude.............how much water did you drink?!!"