Sunday, December 23, 2007

Monday Jokes

Sunday, December 23, 2007
3 OLD GUYS!!



"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.

"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."



"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old.

"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"



"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."



"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.



"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."



"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"



"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."



Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"



"I don't wake up until 7:00."

2 comments:

sebol

monday is not a monday without your monday jokes.

SilverIsle

LOLz. Kesian lar.

 
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