Monday Jokes

3 good friends, A, B & C shared an apartment on the 60th floor.

One evening after work, there of them reached home. They saw a crowd in front of the lift. It seems that the whole building is having a power failure and the lifts are not working.

A: Eh...how la....our apartment on the 60th floor sumore???

B: Aduiiii.....headache la....after work, come back home also trouble.

C: I think we better take the stairs... we don't know when only got electricity.

A: I got an idea. let's share some stories while walking up, but must be sad stories cos if we talk jokes, we'll run out of breath cos we laugh. So, let us be serious listening to the story.

All 3 agreed and they started walking up the stairs to the 60th floor. A started his story.

A: My history is very sad especially my childhood. I grewup without a father. He died when i was still in my mom's stomach. From small.....bla bla bla bla bla bla bla....

B & C is so sad listening to A's story till teary eyes. Not noticing, they've reached 20th floor. They stopped for a while to wipe their faces and continue their journey. Now is B's turn.

B: My childhood history lagi sad i tell u all. When i was 5 yrs old, both my parents RIP in a car accident. So, I was raised by my eldest brother that was 15yrs old that time. He sacrificed so much, he stopped schooling to work to support me and other siblings so we could...bla bla bla bla bla

This time, 3 of em are crying like babies....B's story is so damn sad....they finally notice they are already at 55th floor.

This time, C interrupt in.

C: Sigh....ur stories still not sad enough.

A: huh? your story more sad?

C: Yea...damn sad till after you listen, you'll want to jump off klcc.

B: Just say la.....we oni left 5 floors.









C: I left our house keys in the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!