Monday Jokes

When I was young, I have two friends who were very close to each other. They played with each other everyday. It was like, if you see A, you would see B next to him. They were always together.

A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner, without fail, he would ask for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice, etc.

One day, A was involved in an accident and died. B was devastated. B went to the cemetery to pray everyday. He would go to the nearest restaurant and tapao a box of fried rice with an egg on top to be offered to A when he went to pray to him.

The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside! B was petrified. He thought, it must be A who came and took the fried egg away. The same thing happened the next day and the day afterthat. B was confused.

So, one day, he asked the chef to make the same fried rice with a fried egg again. Then, he went to the cemetery to offer it to A. Curious, he opened the box to check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no fried egg in the box after all. Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the restaurant and demanded to see the Chef.

"Where is the fried egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside!! You have cheated me for a few days now! Gimme back my money!! "Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box - the fried egg was inside the box. The Chef said,

"Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder you cannot see the egg!!"