Monday Jokes

When I was young, I went to town to work with a group offriends during our summer holidays of two months. Being young and away from home for the first time, we drank and smoked like nobody's business.

One night, we were drunk and flagged the last busdown to go home.Being tired, we slept in the bus. It had been awhile that I fell asleep.

I was awoken by the chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I was the last passenger. I looked in front to check out for the driver. But the driver was no where in sight. Yet, the bus was moving.

I panicked and rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was not dreaming. The night was dark and cold. I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run ashard as I could to get away.

Then I heard someone yelled at me from behind the bus.

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"Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push the bus!" yelled the bus driver.

I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which brokedown while I was asleep.

(Ps - Cbox is up again due to many complaints...Lol)