Monday, July 23, 2007

Monday Jokes

Monday, July 23, 2007
Ok..Ok....every morning on the starting week of the working days, all my colleagues here seems to be facing the deadly virus, yes....the Monday Blues.....LoL.

So, I've decided to post jokes on Mondays in my blog. just to cheer you guys up. Alrite?

Anyway, I'm not a joke bank, so, please do contribute some if you guys have good jokes to Andulu at andrewyap81@gmail.com

Ok...let's start.

First question.

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
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Because the bananas are made of plastic.




Next question.

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
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Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa. Never give up. One more..

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. . . . . . . Why ?

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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

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Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh. LoL.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

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Cmon think

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Because the TV is OFF!!!!

He!he!he!he! he!he!he!

Ok now...WAKE UP n WORK!!!!!

8 comments:

J@n!ce

LOL, thanks for the monday joke :)

belle

....i felt more like slapping you.
mahai..not cold meh you?
i felt so cold lo

lollipop

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
great one.. thanks for sharing.. hahahahhahahahahaa!! kenot stop laughing.. *throw stone at andulu

yellowbanana

wa... u really entertain me la... kakaka...

ting ting

feel like wanna eat banana now...

spookygrace

if the tv is off! how u noe there is a hungry elephant and 5 bananas? =.=""""

miChi3

LOL!
nice one!
but at the same time feel geram..=p

KennetH

let me felt cold...so many times

 
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