I took out a DVD of Turn Left, Turn Right from where it has been forgotten in one of the drawers at home. Yes, it's a very old movie.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
The End...
I took out a DVD of Turn Left, Turn Right from where it has been forgotten in one of the drawers at home. Yes, it's a very old movie.
TAG #2
Ok, lets start.
1. What was the last thing you did that you pleased your parents?
Giving them their monthly allowance.
2. Do you keep long nails?
No, I don't keep any nails at all. I'm not a carpenter.
3. What makes you start blogging?
Needed a place to rant n stuffs cos I had nothing else to depend on.
4. Blog hopping is good or bad?
Good for health. It's a form of exercise.
5. How long you take to bath?
10~15 minutes
6. Whose blog you viewed before doing this tag?
Bro d ken's la, who else. must go copy this Tag ma.
7. What motivates you to go out for the outdoors the most?
The thrill of driving.
8. How long is your average SMS length?
10~12 words.
9. What you use your email for?
Of course for receivin n replyin emails la. You use email to play games meh.
10. What is your favourite snack?
All of it
11. What movie that you think that is worth for your money this year?
200 Pound Beauty
12. What would you look for when you wake up early in the morning?
My pillow cos I kungfu when I sleep.
So, Bro d Ken, glad you could know me better.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Paris Hilton loses Inheritance
PARTY princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences - axed her inheritance.
Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behaviour - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet.
But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw.
"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, who wrote a biography of the clan called House Of Hilton.
"He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."
Hilton senior, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate to charity the $2.4bn he will gain from this month's sale of the company to private equity firm Blackstone.
The money will go to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, the charity set up in the name of the founder of the family business.
Is this true?
Source
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22157708-2,00.html
KimGary, Avenue K
Now u get what i mean? I just don't like to go to their busier outlets at Midvalley or The Curve cos I just hate the ppl there rushing to clean up ur table.
So, let's see what we had.
We ordered this snack first. Pineapple + Cheese Hotdog. Nice.
James had this Nissin noodles.
While I have the Lamb Chop Set which is on Promotion now.
First comes the Loh Sung Thong. Yummy.
Then comes my dessert, Almond jelly. Taste ok la. As usual, my HK Milk Tea and James Lemon Tea.
Now, last but not least, the main dish.
Lamb....Lamb.....Lamb..... (Lol, Mary sure will kill me for eating her Lamb)...duno Mary? neh..that Mary had the little lamb, little lamb...kekekekeke
Close up....just look at the tender juicy lamb chop.
Yeah, they changed the sidedish to Buttered Corn. I tell you, so GOOD de neh!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, after finished the delicious food, we lepak a while, chit chat stuffs.
And yes, I finally have the chance to met the Man, the Geographer!!!!!!!!!
Who is he?.
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Lol...actually..I also dunno who is he...WKAKAKAKAKAKa
Belle read this sure bengang. LOL...
Ok...Cont Working........................dut dut dut
Monday Jokes
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and still no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did so, slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He did.
"Now take off my skirt."
He did.
"Now take off my bra."
Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties."
He slowly pulled them down and off.......
Then she looked at him and said,
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What you all think She is going to say?
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C'mon, think...
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She says, "If you ever wear my clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot."
And, what are u people thinking of???
Ok....Get on the work!!!!!!
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Movie Review : Freedom Writers
Citibank at It's Best
Here goes,
Sue's aunt died in January. Citibank billed her aunt for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge... the balance had been $0.00...Now it was somewhere around $60.00. Sue placed the following phone call to CitiBank:
Sue: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."
CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Sue: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections"
CitiBank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."
Sue: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
CitiBank: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or reporther to the credit bureau maybe both!"
Sue: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
CitiBank:"...excuse me...?"
Sue: "Did you just get what I was telling you... the part about herbeing dead?"
CitiBank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!" (Supervisor gets on the phone)
Sue: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."
CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Sue: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
CitiBank: ".....(stammer)" ".... Are you her lawyer?"
Sue: "No, I'm her great nephew."
CitiBank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Sue: "Sure." (Fax number is given) (After they get the fax.)
CitiBank: "Our system just isn't setup for death"
Sue: "Oh..."
CitiBank: "I don't know what more I can do to help.."
Sue: "Well...if you figure it out,great! If not, you could just keep billing her...I suppose... Don't really think she will care...."
CitiBank: "Well...the late fees and charges do still apply."
Sue: "Would you like her new billing address?"
CitiBank: "That might help." Sue: "Nilai Memorial Park Cemetery (North South Highway and plot number given.)
CitiBank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Sue: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?"
Something Simple
Have anyone of you ever tried to do something so sincere that your get the appreciation straight away with their words by saying "Thank you"?
Have anyone of you felt so happy by just looking at your friends havig a great time?
Yeah, there is something I did when I just thought of my fellow colleageus in the office when I'm having lunch with "katak" at Avenue K.So, we head on the Secret Recipe after lunch to get this cake for them. Although it's not enough for 28 person, but those ppl are really thoughtful of each other. Everyone gets a piece, just smaller.
Yes, it's the Chocolate Indulgence. My first choice was the Peach Cake but they don't have it in a whole cake.
Thanx to "katak" for suggesting to put the words " Happy Tea Time" on the cake. It really hit their hearts.
Making everyone around you happy is really something that gives you a good feeling.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
My Nike Shox R4........R.I.P
I present you, the Nike Shox R4. Mine is Dark grey in colour.
The nike Shox R4 was the first edition of all Nike shox that comes with fully wrapped fabric and with a very comfy Air-Max cushioning at the front. The back reveals 4 rubbers thats actually plays a role like springs thats provide maximum protection and response to the legs.
"Boing Boing" ...yes..thats the tagline for this shoe at that time. It's retailed at RM700 and all sizes only comes in a pair.
The comfortness is like walking on puffs of clouds.
The specially designed sole for maximum grip.
After 7 years, which is, now.......... my R4 finally decided to leave me.
Sigh, the shoe is still in very very good condition as I really kept it nicely. Although I do have a few pairs of Air Max, I like this shoe the most.
Any Nike fans out there, you all will understand why I said this because nowadays the Nike shoes design SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sigh, so sad today writing this post.
You guys have a good day.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
I am FAT!!! (18SX)
That’s what I heard from Yuki (name changed for protection) at the office. And that’s from a girl who’s so skinny that she’d make the professional models cry in turn "I am too FAT!"
Crazy huh? But there must be some logic or rationale in why skinny women keep telling people they wanna get thinner. I asked them, "Where is the fat? I can’t see it." "It’s there, hidden by the clothes", she replied in embarrassed exasperation.
"Well, I can’t see it. But if you want my opinion, well you’re perfect and I think you look hot. Still, if you want to be sure, I can check it out by touching you all over and check for excess fat. Alternatively, if you don’t like to be touched, you could strip nude and just let me look. I’ll tell you if you are fat or not…" LoL!!!
Yeah, I would have loved that man. Observing women and talking to them, you will find that ladies are very meticulous and particular on their looks. A little bit of excess flesh on the arms, a tiny bulge on the waist, some added padding at the thighs and an ample-apple shaped bum and she’ll start saying I gotta lose weight even though the rest of the body looks like a 'stickman’s skeleton'.
Take Yuki for instance. She’s skinny all over and I was cracking my head, "Where the hell is the fat she is moaning about???" Looking her up and down, sideways and inversely, I finally saw what she meant but hell, I don’t think that’s fat. She was complaining about her big ass. Hell, Beyonce and JLO has big asses and I knew lots of men fantasizing them even more…
A big ASS is nature’s “shock absorbers” – they are useful when u sit down and when the guy is "doing" you hard a.k.a doggie style. You don’t want to have a crumpled or crushed ass when your man is happily humping you deliriously only to find that he has to rush you to the hospital because in his ardent thrusting, he accidentally broke your hips or whatever. And a big ASS is nature’s handle bars – you get to hold on to the gal’s ass when she’s riding you. Ain’t that a beauty – a BIG ASS!
So ladies, I know you gals wanna be perfect but just to let you know. We guys love you as you are. Besides, how many guys you meet around town that is perfect? Lots of guys are fat, skinny, with beer tanks or spare tyres around their chest. Hmmm, also this – PERFECT Bodied Guys usually are GAY. What’s the point of having a cake and not eat it, rite?
The conclusion is you don’t have to be in perfect shape to be desired by us horny wolves and sometimes BIG is BEAUTIFUL and USEFUL. A BIG ASS serves a natural purpose.
Bum-bum…. Feels so Good!!!
Phillipines Thriller
It is so hilarious! It's about 1500 prisoners in the Phillipines doing the Michael Jackson Thriller dance. For you young kinds out there, look up the original video. So many questions...why? how? what for?
I can't believe they organized so many people to do this. The girl is super funny and the Michael Jackson guy looks like Yao Ming. So awesome! Cracks me up!
Monday, July 23, 2007
Monday Jokes
So, I've decided to post jokes on Mondays in my blog. just to cheer you guys up. Alrite?
Anyway, I'm not a joke bank, so, please do contribute some if you guys have good jokes to Andulu at andrewyap81@gmail.com
Ok...let's start.
First question.
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
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Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next question.
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
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Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa. Never give up. One more..
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. . . . . . . Why ?
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Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh. LoL.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Because the TV is OFF!!!!
He!he!he!he! he!he!he!
Ok now...WAKE UP n WORK!!!!!
Saturday, July 21, 2007
My 101 Post...
It's 12 noon. Which I have 1 more hour b4 I can get the bloody hell out of this office on a bloody Saturday.
It's one of those days again where I am feeling totally down and out ... don't know if its the hormons or something else , my guess is its something else ... haven't spoken to J for quite sometime now ... did get a glimpse of her the other day while I purposely drove past her house... while I tell myself the best thing to do is move on and forgeteverything that I have for her that has grown over the year; there is this part of me that does not want to give up hope.
There is a part of me that wants her to be happy and find that one that will give her happiness there and then there is that selfish side of me that wants her to come back and be with me for eternity(thou like i said its highly impossible) but one can still hope right?
What's worst is I coudn't not get hold of her over the phone for some reason, I kept getting this short beep tones ; which could be due to network failure ...not sure on that though; sighhhhhhhh *frowns*
Hope whatever I am feeling right now fades away fast , it's starting to take a toll on me....
Am I just being selfish or just being hard-necked?
Friday, July 20, 2007
Mentos + Carlsberg
Heard of Mentos + Diet Coke rite? If not, Please go c it first before c this.
Now....what will happen if Mentos + Carslberg?
keAH BENGan Tak Terhingga
Arrrrrrrrrrghhhh.....MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Found Anything?
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007
PRINCE Cafe, Kepong Prima
Dua budak tu, lapar macam entah apa binatang...tak tunggu aku. Pedihnya hatiku......T.T
Ahhh....minuman dah sampai. Aku order "Nai Cha" Teh + Susu, Dua budak tu minum Kopi Ais.
Tengoklah dia, tengok pun sudah lapar kan? lol
Inilah Roti yang aku order. Telur + tomato. Aku minta roti putih, tak nak roti bakar. Tak suka lar.
Ini budak sebelah kiri aku order. "Stir fried spaghetti with Beef"...err....spaghetti goreng dengan daging lembu. Lol
Ini pula budak sebelah kanan aku order. Entah apa nama dia. Tanay dia pulak lupa. Bodohnya. Nasi Daging Babi ala Taiwan style.
Aku punya!!!!!!!!! Mee Nissin + Telur + Hotdog + Ham + Kepak ayam!!!! BESTnyer!!!!!!!!!!!!
Side order...Dumpling goreng...rasa ok lar...tak sedap tak teruk..boleh masuk perut la.
Harga kat cafe PRINCE ni lebih kurang sama ngan Kim Gary dan Wong Kok. So, kamu semua bolehlah expect apa jenis makanan kat sini.
HOHOHO......aku masuk paper lah!!!!!!!!!!!! Tengok Berita Harian hari ini....Page 11.!!!!
Esok aku scan kan...k? Tapi tak hensem la....takyah scan la...
inilah saja untuk hari ini...
Sekian.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Coca Restaurant, 1 Utama with Mr.Cow Special Appearance
Sorry for not updating during the weekends as I'm not feeling well after a very "geng" lunch at Coca Restaurant at 1 Utama after work on Saturday.
This is what we had on the table. 1 pot for 9 of us.
We go for the Premium Buffet set which is RM38++ per pax. Well, i got no problem with it ma...my staff treat me ....LOL!!!! makan oni lar...
We started with some Thai salad and Fried Rice. As I don't wont to get any karma, so I tell you all, the thai salad is actually chicken leg skin and the fried rice SUCKS!!!!!
Lol...let's continue....
But I must really praised the wiaters there...they are all very attentive and a smile is always on their face. (Which make me thinks something fishy going on.)
example 1:
Waiter : nyek nyek nyek, these ppl so stupid, come here eat buffet, si beh expensive also kam.
example 2:
Waiter : this ppl order so much, later i "ptui" some precious into the food let them eat...
You all know la...that kinda feeling....
Anyway, we continue with the pics.
Sirloin Steak strips...JENG!!!!!
Tiger Prawns...very the fresh...we ordered almost 10 plates of 5 prawns..JENG JENG!!!!!
Mushroom Fishball...special...i first time eat...JENG JENG JENG!!!!
The prawns are all very fairly big sized...and it makes the whoel soup so damn sweet....
Opps...forgot..got Flower crabs oso...i din eat crab that day..but all my other coliks sapu...
FRESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very very nice, the enviroment is clean, air conditioned. So, the price they charge is slightly expensive than outside steamboat restaurants....
But, the amount of food we ate that day, really berbaloi!!!!!
Then hor, after eat full full, we go walk around to digest. Guess what I saw!!!!!
....scrolll down sumore lar
exercise sumore.
okla...okla....reach jor...
I saw Mr. COW on my header!!!!! Ya la..the Moo Moo la...COW..Lembu...un?
andulu: OI!!! OI!!! Mr.COW!!! (cis...buat tak dengar)
andulu: wakakaka.....tak dapat masuk!!!!
Mr.Cow: -_-"
andulu : Kam la...dun shy shy..let take pikchas!!!!!!!!
Coliks : We also wan!!!!!!!!
So, there they are...Hahaha...now you all...hungry mou?!!!
Friday, July 13, 2007
Knowing the Good from the Bad
I listened with compassion and just let her share her disappointments. I didn't say much except to express that I am her friend regardless. It’s times like this I realize that to lend an understanding ear is better than to dispense with unasked for advice. Besides, she is a matured person and all. Her plight actually reminded me of some ancient oriental wisdom which I have read from about how one can understand or appreciate something more when you have actually seen the opposite side of it.
In my life, I get to know some people who are very rich, born rich but later in life became bankrupt because they know how to spend, waste but don't know how to make the money. They did not understand or appreciate the value of money.
I believe in Karma. What you do will come back to you... Do good and receive good. And I also believe that when one suffers in life, there will be joy later on. It's like both sides of a coin. You just can't avoid it.
I enjoy eating most when I am hungry.who doesn't? I enjoy friendship most when I am lonely. I am happiest especially after I have gone through sadness and something happens that takes me out of that sadness.
Sometimes when I am down, I think about other people who have gone through worse states and survived. I think about the beggar with no hands, I think about the homeless and I think about the war victims in Iraq and the 911 terrorist victims.Yes, i know it's old news but who cares, as long as it reminds me of it. It makes me feel so fortunate that I stop thinking about myself and start thanking God or whatever you believe in.
Yeah, even me too.So cheer up, start looking at the good things in your life. I’m sure there is if you look hard enough. At the very least, you are alive and being so, you can change your life and do something about it…
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Premature lunacy leads to indulgent lunacy
Have you ever been so depressed that you actually kind of like being depressed? That your big roaring cry feels so good, you can't imagine anything better than sobbing and blowing your nose? That you look in the mirror and think your pink nose looks nice on you?
And then it's over and you feel like a new person, like you can blog or face your biggest fear or something.
I've indulged myself today. Had a lunch appointment with some media clients and we went to have a drink at the sort of place that forgives you when you go have a drink at 1:00 in the afternoon. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. We had four shots of whisky and waters. Don't look at me like that -- blame the weather!
And while the drinks might have brought on this sudden bought of lunacy, it's been building for a while. And I do believe this lunacy is coming to an end. It has to. Although I cannot describe it or put it in a category, if I HAD to, I'd say I've just had a sort of breakdown -- the kind that everyone needs once every four or five months. Mini breakdowns that literally break one down so one can build oneself up again so that one may resemble a phoenix of sorts. From our teary ashes we rise and are able to be ourselves again: normal, happy, loving, free. If one can get over the exhaustion that comes with the heaving and blowing.
P.S - Ice'T, I just hope you understands what I'm saying here. Life is full of ups n downs. So, live life happily.Indian Michael Jackson
Yo..you all must watch this...
i tell you all....i laugh until my stomach muscle kejang...my mouth also pain ade....
must SEE
Durian Buffet Prank!!!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Old Town Kopitiam, Cyberjaya
Muz update blog abit...if not..my frenz will get angry..
Went to Cyberjaya to find a friend for yumcha. you all know la, cyberjaya wor. There got wat...so..we head to Old Town Kopitiam lor.
This is the place. The one n only Old Town Kopitiam at Cyberjaya la...sure wont miss it geh.
We sat behind the counter, cosy seats...got Plasma Tv on my left..i can watch TV if sien. U know la...2 girls 1 guy. I sure will get sien wan. WKAKAKAKAKA...
Nah...lagak pro sikit..took an artistic shot....kekeke...actually..juz to show u all whats on my right. There got basketball court, Futsal court oso.
Neh......her shoe ar.....still got the price tag there....wei....Cyberjaya girls like this wan ar? kekekekeke
Nvm..nvm...just busy kepohing oni...
Back to business....Order food la..apa lagi!!!!!!!!
Ice: Wei..I wan dis wan, dis wan, dis wan, dat wan, dat wan.....eh..all i wan to try la.
Jasmine: Errrr....(sei lor, i no enuff money)
Andulu: (keep quiet oni)
we ordered Xi Mut nai Cha, Old Town White Kopi and Cham. Then got order the Old Town Homemade sticky rice....taste ok la...but a bit pricey. not worth it. normal lor mai fan lo.
This is the assorted fried snacks....got springroll, fried wantan n a CRAB!!!!!!! no kidding...got CRAB!!!!!!!!
andulu: wei..got CRAB!!!!
jasmine: NO!!! it's a PRAWN!!!!
sorry, it an inside joke.
Since i'm a water tank, i ordered Lemon coke sumore. No coke can die wan..kekekek.
This 1....must try...the Ice Cream Toast!!!!!!!!!! very the jengz!!!!!!!!!!!
Dun belif? let u all c close up.
juz look at the ice cream, vanilla flavoured...they r quite generous wit the portion..kekeke...nice..nice...muz try!!!!
So, the 3 of us chit chat while eating....then..duno why suddenly the 2 pompuans talk like this...
i was like...."WTF"....ehniwei...then they started to complain a bit pasal itu Haagenz Daaz geh Fondue.
Well...then ok la..fine jor....then continue eating lor...
I hou sam jeok lui phek!!!! Ask nice or not oni ma...see how she reply me!!!!
Sigh....You all say la....Not fair rite they treat me like this?!!!!!!!!!
Em gung peng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sigh, no mood jor la now...go lunch first....Ja Ne!!!!